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Abs Demotivational Poster


TAGS: yeah you have those kinds of crabs sure
Rating: 4.2/5

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TheTrashHeap - February 16, 2010, 12:01 am
"CRABS"..... get it?
Cloudchaser - February 15, 2010, 11:57 pm
Good one, though a spider would have been creepier

Q-TIPS - Toilet Paper for Perfectionists


TAGS: happiness sadness presence absense
Rating: 4.83/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 24, 2013, 11:00 pm
However nice thi5 is, am I to believe we're supposed to be thankful for MORONS so we can enjoy people that possess COMMON SENSE?!? I won't have it!
Kyronic - May 21, 2012, 10:46 pm
(A few seconds later) I mean "Kyronic".
Kyronic - May 21, 2012, 10:44 pm
maoworks2 - January 1, 2012, 6:55 pm
Deep !
mariand - January 1, 2012, 12:51 pm



TAGS: absolut ely idol ize clear heart get yer smirnoff baby
Rating: 4.23/5

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spacedog - November 6, 2010, 3:38 pm
Derrrrr... Russian? RussiaN? Nice spelliNg.

COCONUT CRAB - He's just waiting for you to take out the trash then upload your reaction to youtube

TAGS: crabs
Rating: 3.62/5

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Anyal - April 23, 2013, 8:35 pm
Crazyiness.... First paragraph... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coconut_crab
forseti - April 3, 2010, 12:41 pm
oh my gosh... where the hell did this come from?!?
Mongo - December 30, 2009, 9:16 am
Holy ****! LOL! Never seen one that big, pooped myself a little.
Ed-Hyde - December 30, 2009, 8:56 am
I'm sorry, I'd take one look at that head-humpin' wanna be, turn around, pack my things, and move somewhere they didn't have those.
R.S.Jake - December 29, 2009, 6:18 pm
Man, that just looks delicious! A drawn b***er, and I'm set!


MARINE CORPS TRAINING - Coming to a beach near you …..

TAGS: marines beach arabs dog
Rating: 3.2/5

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devildoc1989 - November 10, 2011, 3:58 pm
...im a jew, in the marines...you are a p**** college student probably.
guyfox - July 27, 2010, 10:22 pm
this is why only skinheads join the marines today, I have proof


TAGS: crabs for lunch at stripjoint
Rating: 4.5/5

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NotoriousGIL - April 13, 2011, 7:10 am
I like it. 5 Biguns!

CONFIDENCE - I'm too sexy for my shirt. Too sexy for my shirt. So sexy it hurts.


TAGS: absolute fire absolutely rocks
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

spacedog - June 23, 2011, 4:53 pm
Oh I know squirrels are evil. They haven't tried to kill me either, but you know they would if given the chance.
Celwin - June 23, 2011, 4:21 pm
it wasn't the trees, them burning were just a byproduct of killing the true attacker.
spacedog - June 21, 2011, 5:32 pm
I like it too. I haven't had any trees try to kill me, but they better watch themselves all the same. 5L
deChelca - June 21, 2011, 2:00 pm
OOH! I like this one. heh heh heh >:)
Verdeckt - June 21, 2011, 4:23 am
Fav'd.. 5 Dishes, served cold


TAGS: absent father
Rating: 4.73/5

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rodangol - January 14, 2012, 7:03 pm
Reality Lord - June 18, 2011, 6:44 am


SOMETIMES - I need something that only you can provide Your absence

TAGS: sometimes i need your absence
Rating: 4.87/5

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M0rd3kaI - August 9, 2011, 5:33 pm
Already got that one covered :) (check my gallery if you'd like) haha, thanks for 5L's though :D
davidelite10 - August 9, 2011, 4:02 pm
5ilence is golden al5o
M0rd3kaI - August 9, 2011, 7:23 am
Yes... Yes it is lol thanks
M0rd3kaI - August 9, 2011, 7:23 am
Thank you :) much appreciated
crankyhead - August 8, 2011, 10:33 pm
5weet 5olitude.
spacedog - August 8, 2011, 8:50 pm
Nice one M0rd3kaI.
M0rd3kaI - August 8, 2011, 5:39 pm
Or that xD "...toward my loneliness" can then be the following line lol
gas - August 8, 2011, 5:28 pm
or you can add: "but compliments are always welcome" xD
M0rd3kaI - August 8, 2011, 4:38 pm
Thanks, I will withdraw the above mentioned statement for you (lol)
gas - August 8, 2011, 2:19 pm
very nice! 5L

I LOOK BACK - And All That Remains Is The Shadow of My Absence


TAGS: women kebabs fat
Rating: 3.38/5

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Derek - May 9, 2010, 6:51 pm
Oooo errrr - a disturbing a**ociation


TAGS: abstinence it s not really a choice when you have no offers ***
Rating: 4.29/5

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culos - May 31, 2010, 7:23 am
There's always a way. I guess if he stands on his hands his moobs will fall either side of his head, his flaps will cover his face and his arms will be able to stimulate his joystick. A picture of that position on a dating site is sure to generate offers!
Mr. Shiny - May 31, 2010, 4:43 am
harsh, but true.
thatonechick - May 31, 2010, 12:50 am
Can... can he reach it? :S
spacedog - May 31, 2010, 12:45 am
LOL! Nice one. It looks like he's get ready to do the stranger.


TAGS: nazi day assignment when google grabs you by the dollarbills their hearts and minds will follow
Rating: 3.67/5

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themansn - December 10, 2010, 9:20 pm
hope i wont be hit with the bann-hammer: Hitler also started building highways in germany. therefore is it evil to build highways (in germany)? But seriosly: google is everywhere on the net (even motifake). know waht I mean?
Derek - March 5, 2010, 8:00 pm
Google have written as one of their beliefs: "Don't be evil". Hitler wrote Mein Kampf - essentially the opposite.

YOUR MAN CARD - It has been taken


TAGS: lolcats suck starvation kids washboard abs
Rating: 4.46/5

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pzykosiz - September 2, 2010, 7:01 pm
i probably shoud feel bad, but i don't. 5L's
Reality Lord - September 2, 2010, 5:25 pm

n1 fp...solid
culos - September 2, 2010, 11:59 am
English! Do they speak it! It's Can we HAZ Cheeseburger guys, no wonder the cats beat you to it!

THE BEACH - Not the only thing that reeks of dead fish and is infested with crabs.

ABSTINENCE - its working

TAGS: abstinence
Rating: 1.41/5

More motifakes by He11Kn1ght

fabXtaC - July 23, 2008, 1:14 pm
of course there are g**s, its the next best thing to abstinance
He11Kn1ght - July 7, 2008, 9:19 am
I don't know.
Wtf... - July 5, 2008, 1:51 am
why doa ll the white ppl look like they have massive sun burns?
Mario - June 22, 2008, 10:06 am
ra**! it may looklike *** but he's non-white, and only non-white people ra** white women
you know who - June 22, 2008, 10:04 am
There are g**s in this poster.
He11Kn1ght - June 21, 2008, 4:22 pm
It's sarcasm dumbass.
Casper - June 15, 2008, 4:57 pm
Don't you mean it's not?


TAGS: beach sandbox playground piss off crabs
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by spacedog

Sho - July 14, 2012, 7:54 pm
Already nailed one with this picture :). 5L
GaryO - July 14, 2012, 6:18 pm
Don’t forget those cats, my fellow hound, those inglorious cats…………

ICE FISHING - Did I tell you about the time I caught crabs Ice Fishing? But enough about your mother...

TAGS: ice fishing deadliest catch crabs
Rating: 4.58/5

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whatukno - July 29, 2010, 12:37 am
Thank you, thank you very much :)
spacedog - July 28, 2010, 7:06 pm
Nice one. 5L

'HEY MACARENA...!!' - Come join me, dance with me.. And all you fellas chat along with me.....

TAGS: arabs dance sheiks arabian nightclub
Rating: 3.92/5

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Cubbybear - July 19, 2010, 1:21 pm
Funny...I like it. 4/5

PABST BLUE RIBBON - even we French people know it's a no-no

LITTLE PINK CRAB THINGIES - Today, the invasion has been thwarted, Thanks to our totally awesome little cardboard wall of justice!!

TAGS: crabs wall
Rating: 3.73/5

More motifakes by koradan

CANADA - April 6, 2010, 2:29 pm
LOL, I think hutterites do that too
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 4:53 pm
It seems that the amish hole-in-the-sheet thing is actually effective at preventing crabs.
MustyK - February 27, 2010, 8:37 pm
They must have go the idea from O.D's invincible cardboard fortress !!
erock - January 11, 2010, 11:52 pm
funny stuff koradan
agdaniele - December 9, 2009, 7:23 pm
Houseplant - December 9, 2009, 6:26 pm
Why do I suddenly have the strong urge to scratch my crotch??...Very Good!!
Derek - December 9, 2009, 5:01 pm
Very appropriate - Christmas Island :})


TAGS: crabs
Rating: 3.4/5

More motifakes by Faceplant31

TheTrashHeap - July 1, 2010, 2:30 pm
Time to get out the special shampoo again FP31. 5L


TAGS: spongebob mr krabs moar
Rating: 2.22/5


TAGS: abstinence makes the heart grow fonder
Rating: 4.9/5

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Neener - October 25, 2010, 7:26 pm
I love this one
pzykosiz - October 25, 2010, 5:58 pm
my god that's a hell of a lot of posters aggy. 5L's all round


TAGS: inspired by doing absolutely nothing
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by CaptainBaked

CaptainBaked - March 29, 2011, 3:13 pm
That **** is such a hack! Luckily for me our I.T. guys know nothing about this site :)
agdaniele - March 29, 2011, 9:22 am
I've got 3 words for you.... Websense


TAGS: oops crabs pregnant upset depressed
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by spacedog

SteveFurlong - June 8, 2012, 7:23 pm
5L for surprising a laugh out of me



JESUS LOVES YOU - I mean, he REALLY loves you.

TAGS: it s supposed to be his abs apparently
Rating: 2.89/5

More motifakes by Kung-Fu Devil

thesunshinesing - September 22, 2012, 6:54 pm
:O please be respectful! be nice. He does love us.
Kung-Fu Devil - April 21, 2010, 2:57 pm
I'm glad you're here.
Me_ - April 21, 2010, 2:53 pm
Its funny since there is a p****.

AVANT-GARDE - When you go beyond the status quo When others cannot grasp your work A term you personify, the vanguard of art.

TIMING - where will you be when your menstrual cycle starts? where will you be....?

TAGS: crabs
Rating: 2.05/5

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TAGS: pabst beer
Rating: 4.85/5

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50cal - September 14, 2010, 10:50 am
Sounds like this stuff in Oklahoma called Lost Lake... Worst beer ever!!!(but cheep)
jameswnash - September 13, 2010, 10:10 pm
Holy Crap, Pbst is stil around?

GIANT SPIDER CRAB - Next level noble steed activate! Now all I need is a saddle

ABSOLUTS - Only a Sith deals in them.

TAGS: absoluts
Rating: 2.91/5

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Moar - February 13, 2009, 2:45 pm
I lol'd


TAGS: beliefs absurd
Rating: 2.87/5

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LeightonESmith - March 20, 2011, 12:34 am
Stoked that I've managed to get my 2nd accepted! Starting to get a bit of a roll on! ;-)

The Gritty Reality of Photo Journalism……Deadlines -

TAGS: faux absentee depiction
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by GaryO

GaryO - November 10, 2013, 8:18 am
‘do dis’(??) Meant ‘no dis’……no, I don’t have a cold.
GaryO - November 10, 2013, 8:15 am
Do dis on the residents down there. I was in Corpus Christi when Camille hit. Geeeezus.
GaryO - November 10, 2013, 8:15 am
Also, the hype deemed required to make a story more of a story can get in the way of a journalist’s train of thought. Ever been present at an event or scene of an accident, then watch it later on the news, and go ‘what?’
GaryO - November 10, 2013, 8:14 am
Well, my skewed theme here was supposed to be how a journalist, under pressure, can come up with pics not necessarily current. It’s a deadline issue.
MissPriss - November 9, 2013, 11:47 pm
Some places couldn't be helped before during or after a natural disaster. Then there are the ones that others shouldn't even try. It's simply a sad fact of life.

my kind of health club -

destitute -

TAGS: absence empty
Rating: 5/5

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spacedog - October 17, 2014, 6:06 pm
Boom! 5L

Abstinence -

TAGS: can t get laid decides to becomes absence
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 6, 2014, 3:03 am
Thanks, Gar.
GaryO - March 5, 2014, 8:58 pm
you been layin' down some good one's, cynic
maoworks2 - March 4, 2014, 4:06 pm
Very Good 5 Lonely L's.


Liquor Lips -

TAGS: women liquor abstinence ugly
Rating: 5/5

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Cannabal - September 16, 2013, 5:15 pm
"Why is it that most of the women are against abortion are women you wouldn't wanna f'uck in the first place?" ~George Carlin


Abstain -

Search for New Moderator -

TAGS: news motifake rerun absconding drug free
Rating: 4.73/5

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JesusWept - July 7, 2013, 6:37 am
These are great! Keep 'em coming, Ism! LOL
rerun - July 6, 2013, 6:30 pm

Big House? You fools couldn't catch me if you were super hero's in capes....and M+, I did bless the activities you were conducting, carry on.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 6, 2013, 11:08 am
I was considering a coup, then a couple of good old boys in yarmulkes showed up at my door and showed me the folly of my ways.....I know my place now.
Reality Lord - July 6, 2013, 10:36 am

"rerun is the "cappo" here and he can run the site from the bighouse if he gets caught no replacement for him needed ty. whoa....drug free workplace...ok start looking for a replacement for me :)

shameful disease -

TAGS: crabs
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by demon001

GaryO - December 31, 2013, 10:00 am
Dang, Demon. Yer posters are all over the place. This one happens to be close to the top, Cheers to yer energy
JesusWept - December 30, 2013, 10:59 pm
Excellent! L L L L L

Awkward Moment -

TAGS: body men abs airports security
Rating: 4.71/5

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MissPriss - March 13, 2014, 11:20 pm
Now you are making me wish I had put your avatar in place of his head.
GaryO - March 13, 2014, 8:23 pm
I hate it when that happens…only for me it’s when I belly up to the whipped cream dispenser at the smorgasbord.

Hopelessness of Indifference -


TAGS: six pack abs thorogood
Rating: 4.33/5

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mariand - August 7, 2012, 12:47 pm


On The Office Bathroom Bulliten Board -

TAGS: appreciate absurdity day calendar cognitive urinal test
Rating: 4/5

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Krickit - April 19, 2013, 9:15 am
Holy run on sentence batman

barnacles -

BEAUTY - If we make choices solely based on what we see on the outside we will be disappointed. I was right...no bacon, just baloney.

TAGS: november challenge true despair is the absence of bacon
Rating: 3.57/5

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aesop's folly - November 8, 2009, 8:00 pm


COMPENSATION - You had better use that whole abstinence bit. Then she won't find out how small it is until it's too late.

FASHION WEEK 2010 - Really? I mean......REALLY?

TAGS: fashion men model tights abs
Rating: 2.36/5

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Derek - January 25, 2010, 4:08 pm
Haute couture is the stuff that hardly anyone wears but steers the rest of us a minute amount in that direction.

MY SINK - It fails.

TAGS: sink fail absurd
Rating: 1.46/5
your camera - August 24, 2008, 11:19 am
it fails also

Above all -

TAGS: amazon box above happiness aware absence find
Rating: 5/5

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Rick69 - July 9, 2016, 4:31 pm
Thanks, Vern.
Rick69 - July 9, 2016, 4:31 pm
Thanks, José.
Rick69 - July 9, 2016, 4:31 pm
Thanks, Rerun.
Rick69 - July 9, 2016, 4:30 pm
Thanks, Dizz.
lgvernon - July 9, 2016, 1:21 pm

I really love this. It illustrates the true heartbreak of unrequited love.
JesusWept - July 9, 2016, 12:28 pm
rerun - July 9, 2016, 9:52 am

Back to basics. Love it
mizzdizz - July 9, 2016, 8:44 am
Real nice, R-69! Very well done!^!

Abstinence -

TAGS: jesus christ mary virgin birth abstinence effective
Rating: 5/5

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concern3 - September 21, 2016, 9:43 am
Funny, UP yours

Sunny Side Up -

Live Seafood -

TAGS: live seafood crabs animals fun
Rating: 4.69/5

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mizzdizz - January 26, 2015, 5:12 am
Poor boy has a raging case of the crabs!
GaryO - January 24, 2015, 3:19 pm
Too real